Monday, August 10, 2015
Oh, hi. It's me.
Look, I'm really sorry I ate some of your plants this past spring. Don't know what got into me; was just feeling a bit peckish, I guess. But that Magnolia Coco did my family a world of good. Also, thanks for not putting pesticides on your milkweed and butterfly bushes, even though that aphid problem must have been, shall we say, embarrassing. (I heard the neighbors talking.)
Anyway, to show our appreciation, I and my extended family have been hanging out in your yard all summer.
It's the way we give back to the community.