Monday, December 23, 2013

Good help is hard to find

Here's the problem with supermodels



Sure, they're easy on the eyes. But give them a little praise, a little notoriety, and they start believing their own press. They fall in with a bad crowd,



a crowd that drives too fast and parties all night.



Before you know it, what you've got on your hands is a sack full of attitude --



And a model who shows up three hours late,



in no shape for the morning photo shoot.

33 comments:

RedPat said...

At least the model kept the hat on for the shoot!

Anonymous said...

I suggest an intervention, or is it too late?

GG

Carolynn Anctil said...

Albert is adorable, even with morning stubble.

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Jean Spitzer said...

Great model. Needs Visine and the hair of the dog.

Virginia said...

Love Jean's comment. This is great. I"m sharing!
V

Virginia said...

And.....nick, nack, paddywack, give the dog a bone...

Paula said...

Albert, you dog, you!

altadenahiker said...

He's a louche.

Paula said...

It must be the Peter O'Toole in him.

altadenahiker said...

Paula, as soon as I saw that word, I was hell bent for leather to find some reason use it.

Carolynn, when Albert is done, we're sending the cap to Willow.

Virg, he'll get a bone when and if he sobers up.

Paula said...

Karin, you Anglophile, you!

Doris Finch said...

Bad actor/model on the louche! As an antidote to holiday saccharine can you find him a pink flamingo to pose naughty with?

Petrea Burchard said...

Doesn't Altadena have louche laws?

John Evans said...

On the other hand, he showed up for a shoot during the holidays. That counts for something.

Ms M said...

Such a rakish look -- incorrigible!

sonia a. mascaro said...

Albert you are adorable! :)

Katie said...

Isn't that Alberty Albert and the Funky Bunch in the top photo? Swoon! Love the photo shoot photos. Happy holidays!

Marjie said...

A little attitude goes a long way. Merry Christmas to you and Albert.

Cafe Pasadena said...

Nice BnW photo on the top.

altadenahiker said...

Louchey-gooshey.

Pasadena Adjacent said...

yeah, I caught him in the back of the Buick humping on of Vic's wise men

Pasadena Adjacent said...

*one* of

Sharon said...

That last photo cracks me up. No one wears a Santa's hat like a dog who's had one too many...Milkbones I presume? Wishing you and Albert a Happy Hollyday!

Anonymous said...

Raising a glass in your direction,
RT in SD

TheChieftess said...

I must say...I tried to find a Santa hat for Kelly, but all she got was a pretty pointsettia scarf!!!

Happy "whatever" Ms. Hiker!!! And a tip of the eggnog...(or Jameson's) to you!!!

Birdman said...

Tomorrow, I'd trade you some of our snow for some of your green.

Bec said...

Merry Christmas to you & Albert :)

Banjo52 said...

That guy is an individual. What's he getting for Christmas?

Susan Campisi said...

I know that bad attitude and expression all too well. (Tommy, Tommy, Tommy)

Happy New Year to you & Albert. Hope to see more of you in 2014. In fact, Louise insists.

Margaret said...

Well, this is adorable.

Patrizzi said...

Why do I miss so much when I come to your blog? I never saw this post yet I thought I read everything. I guess I must get distracted or something... rabbit holes. I don't know.

Can we do Christmas over again. I want to have a Christmas Party with supermodels and everything.

altadenahiker said...

A do-over? I'm a big fan of do-overs.