Thursday, March 21, 2013

Contestant #2: Are You Miss Altadena?



Meet Louise. Louise was a teenage runaway and high school drop-out. When captured and jailed by the authorities, things looked pretty bleak. Then an interested party stepped up to the plate and agreed to a foster care arrangement; this later led to permanent adoption.

Louise is currently working towards her GED, though the year of graduation remains elastic.

Turn-on's: "My owner Susan, also Susan, and Susan"
Turn-off's: "No Susan"

Louise hopes for a career in the beauty industry. She has a talent for deep-cleansing facials, "Humans don't pay enough attention to their pores." She can also lick the real estate between your forehead and chin within a matter of seconds, so it's possible the mini-facial may prove her forte.

What say you, Judge?



Louise bears a passing resemblance to someone I once loved, but this girl has too much history for my taste. She obviously ran with a rough crowd, and my pal Barkley says she throws wild parties when Susan's at work. We spent a brief afternoon together, and I found her language absolutely shocking. Plus, Louise shows no interest in playing catch or fetch, all she wants to do is wrestle. So now when she visits, I just sneak away. Go to my quiet place and look for my balls.

Verdict: Pass. Next!

32 comments:

  1. So Louise is a bit of a party girl? She does look like she enjoys life -- especially with Susan. Maybe The Judge should be more lenient with her since she had a rough childhood?

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  2. Albert, Albert ~ you're disillusioning me! Poor Louise. Those exfoliating facials sound like a great asset to me.

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  3. Awww, Al- give her a chance!. Can't pass on a gal who exfoliates.. Good complexion! Look at those smiling eyes!. After all u can learn to ignore her voice like half the male population.... If they can do it, you can too!. :-)

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  4. You forgot three of her turn-on's: Karin, Karin and Karin.

    Albert has very discriminating taste. And why not? He's a catch, even if he does escape to his quiet place to look for his balls.

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  5. Go, Louise! Two excellent assets: fidelity and deep cleansing facials.

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  6. Ms M, if we make an exception for Louise, where will it all end?

    SS, eventually Albert disillusions everybody.

    KBF: Brilliant.

    Susan, Susan, Susan. I forgot to mention her pink coat.

    Des, and she's brainy.

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  7. I wouldn't be so harsh on Louise. She had a rough past, and it'll take time before she comes round. It's tough to overcome early childhood experiences. I would suggest that she be referred to an appropriate therapist.

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  8. I don't know, a facial and affection (and that is all wrestling means, right) are hard to pass on. She even has smiling teeth!

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  9. Somethings we can't find no matter how hard we look, sorry pard.

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  10. Louise probably just wonders when Thelma's going to show up so the road trip can begin.

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  11. @Susan: You would bring up his balls!
    :-)

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  12. Wait! Scout wants to play. Does she have to live in Altadena? What if she just came and peed someplace? Wu,d that be enough?

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  13. Maybe Albert would reconsider his verdict after seeing Louise in her pink coat.

    Marjie, the road-tripping duo in my house is Tommy & Louise.

    KBF, about those balls, I was just following Karin's lead!

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  14. Well, Louise has that whole slap and tickle thing going on with Tommy so unless Albert grows a pair I think this is prolly a lesson in futility.

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  15. Louise is very special. Susan saved her from the streets, and when the rescue group decided she was too difficult to place, Susan took her home. Happy ending.

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  16. I agree, Susan is the e-PIT-o-me of a great, good mum.

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  18. Albert should reconsider. First impressions can be deceiving. Especially for those that are rough around the edges

    hint to Susan - the pink coat could change the game in Louise's favor

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  19. Susan has a big heart saving Louise from the streets. Louise is a lucky girl!

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  20. That's the first place he looked, Earl.

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  21. Seriously, if that pink coat doesn't improve her chances, Albert should get his head examined.

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  22. I like the pink coat idea, Susan. I think you should give it a try. It'll bring out the pink in Louise's nose.

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  23. I hope ALbert finds his balls.
    V

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  24. I take it you two saw Lou in her pink coat. She looked like Tonia in Dr Zhivago.

    Virg, I don't hold out much hope for that.

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  25. And just what do you have against a tough runaway girl with a bit of history, Albert? You might find us more interesting than you think. Hrummph.

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  26. Louise has a bubbling personality, that's for sure. Despite her background, she still has a beautiful smile...

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