Thursday, March 21, 2013
Meet Louise. Louise was a teenage runaway and high school drop-out. When captured and jailed by the authorities, things looked pretty bleak. Then an interested party stepped up to the plate and agreed to a foster care arrangement; this later led to permanent adoption.
Louise is currently working towards her GED, though the year of graduation remains elastic.
Turn-on's: "My owner Susan, also Susan, and Susan"
Turn-off's: "No Susan"
Louise hopes for a career in the beauty industry. She has a talent for deep-cleansing facials, "Humans don't pay enough attention to their pores." She can also lick the real estate between your forehead and chin within a matter of seconds, so it's possible the mini-facial may prove her forte.
What say you, Judge?
Louise bears a passing resemblance to someone I once loved, but this girl has too much history for my taste. She obviously ran with a rough crowd, and my pal Barkley says she throws wild parties when Susan's at work. We spent a brief afternoon together, and I found her language absolutely shocking. Plus, Louise shows no interest in playing catch or fetch, all she wants to do is wrestle. So now when she visits, I just sneak away. Go to my quiet place and look for my balls.
Verdict: Pass. Next!