Monday, February 4, 2013
The tractor and I spent the weekend together. Working on our relationship. I can see where this is going -- I talk, he shuts down.
We tried sharing some activities, walking, mainly. I can push all his buttons, yet still can't see the big picture.
Because why? Because, on top of all his other demands, this spoiled baby has a lens cap. Ooooh, I can't get an image until you take my cap off. Ooooh, brrr, we're finished, you need to put my cap on again. Off, on; off, on. Holy mother of god, what fresh hell is this?
So let's take a seat and listen to some music, shall we? I cued this up once, in a different relationship, during a romantic moment.
He said, "That's beautiful."
And I said, "Really?"
And he said, "I recognize this; it's one of my favorites."
And I said, "Lakme?"
And he said, "Like you? I love you. And I love this music. It's from one of the best Lexus commercials ever. Play it again."
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who believe it's all about the journey, and those who believe it's all about the destination. I say, any road is the perfect road if it takes you where you want to go.