Friday, December 23, 2011

Pretties for you



It's been a rough year for Santa, so apparently some of you are just going to have to learn to share. It's all about quality, not quantity.

Now let's see, how about we start with:



For PA.



For Susan Campisi, Brenda, and Musebootsi.




Three words: No Vet Bills.

For Mlle Gramaphone and Mr Earl



Now that they're both community activists, it's time somebody listened to them.

For Des, Petrea, Bec, and Katie



Why, it's practically like having your own personal sous chef.

More to come

27 comments:

  1. Brilliant. Love my gift. Love all the gifts. Love all the videos. Like the price ranges.

    WV: unking.

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  2. Did you see the comment on The Swinger youtube video? That was the funniest thing of all.

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  3. I decided to get you two gifts, depending on your mood. They're not from Henry Pilcher's Sons, but then again they don't cost $50,000 to $80,000 to repair.

    Gift 1

    Gift 2

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  4. Margaret saying she has a meat grinder sounds curiously rude.

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  5. But you're so right, Margaret is curiously rude. Now, I wonder what Santa has for our favorite vampire...

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  6. It looks like Santa's full time job during the rest of the year is a plumber.

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  7. In these tough times, it appears Santa won't quit his day job.

    GG

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  8. i thought mr earl was going to get a red rider bb gun.

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  9. Can I understand why I am being linked to an outmoded piece of equipment whose best days were 40 years ago?

    Yes, sadly, I can.

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  10. If Santa's a plumber, I don't want to know how he's getting into the house.

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  11. Gaylord! Barkley really needs a friend...

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  12. I hope he includes the receipt

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  13. I see you're going the 'practical' route, KB. I like it.

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  14. I think K is confessing that he once had a crush on Ali McGraw.

    DB, is that called cracking wise? Alex, ask and ye shall receive. Earl, I once had either Gift1 or Gift2 on my Christmas list.

    Muse -- anyone who thought Bassets were slow, dumb, and obedient never met Barkley.

    I don't think that's part of the bargain, PA. Besides, this way you'll never fall off.

    And Shell, Santa is seeing what he has in the way of art supplies.

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  15. Thank you for my gift. You know how desperately I've been wanting a chef, and a sous chef is the next best thing.

    I used to work with a guy who was always saying, "Hey good lookin! We'll be back to pick you up later!" He'd laugh and laugh and I had no idea what he was talking about.

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  16. These are so funny! K-tel, Ronco, Ideal. I wonder if they still have Ginsu Knives (remember the "clever cleaver"?

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  17. Ooh I get a soused chef! Might be kinda dangerous with that sharp blade. All the other gifties look very fun too -- I'll check out the links when the champagne wears off.

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  18. Oh for a minute, I thought I was getting Santa with his pants down! The camera is right up my alley and my age too I think.

    Merry Merry to you and Big Al!
    V

    PS And Kevin, my best years were 40years ago as well. DAMN!

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  19. I'm just excited to be included--hmm, now I have to come up with a virtual gift for you--will it involve a crouching Gerard Depardieu?

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  20. Damn....I'm running out of paper towels again!!! Either I need to stop drinking tea while reading your posts or I need to get another roll....

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  21. How did you know I wanted a battery-operated Basset Hound named Gaylord?! I wonder if he'll be the new alpha of the pack.

    I got this for you and Albert:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4UKSrxIQV8

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  22. Thank you for the Mr. Microphone.

    You do realize I'm a little out of my mind?

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  23. Deer Suzan,
    Thaynku for my frizbee. It tasted reelly gud.

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  24. Thanks Karin! I always wanted one of those!

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