Friday, December 23, 2011

Pretties for you



It's been a rough year for Santa, so apparently some of you are just going to have to learn to share. It's all about quality, not quantity.

Now let's see, how about we start with:



For PA.



For Susan Campisi, Brenda, and Musebootsi.




Three words: No Vet Bills.

For Mlle Gramaphone and Mr Earl



Now that they're both community activists, it's time somebody listened to them.

For Des, Petrea, Bec, and Katie



Why, it's practically like having your own personal sous chef.

More to come

27 comments:

Mister Earl said...

Brilliant. Love my gift. Love all the gifts. Love all the videos. Like the price ranges.

WV: unking.

altadenahiker said...

Did you see the comment on The Swinger youtube video? That was the funniest thing of all.

Mister Earl said...

Yup.

Mister Earl said...

I decided to get you two gifts, depending on your mood. They're not from Henry Pilcher's Sons, but then again they don't cost $50,000 to $80,000 to repair.

Gift 1

Gift 2

Margaret said...

I have a meat grinder!

Tony Van Helsing said...

Margaret saying she has a meat grinder sounds curiously rude.

altadenahiker said...

But you're so right, Margaret is curiously rude. Now, I wonder what Santa has for our favorite vampire...

dbdubya said...

It looks like Santa's full time job during the rest of the year is a plumber.

Anonymous said...

In these tough times, it appears Santa won't quit his day job.

GG

alex said...

i thought mr earl was going to get a red rider bb gun.

-K- said...

Can I understand why I am being linked to an outmoded piece of equipment whose best days were 40 years ago?

Yes, sadly, I can.

Mister Earl said...

If Santa's a plumber, I don't want to know how he's getting into the house.

MuseBootsi said...

Gaylord! Barkley really needs a friend...

PA said...

I hope he includes the receipt

Shell Sherree said...

I see you're going the 'practical' route, KB. I like it.

altadenahiker said...

I think K is confessing that he once had a crush on Ali McGraw.

DB, is that called cracking wise? Alex, ask and ye shall receive. Earl, I once had either Gift1 or Gift2 on my Christmas list.

Muse -- anyone who thought Bassets were slow, dumb, and obedient never met Barkley.

I don't think that's part of the bargain, PA. Besides, this way you'll never fall off.

And Shell, Santa is seeing what he has in the way of art supplies.

Petrea Burchard said...

Thank you for my gift. You know how desperately I've been wanting a chef, and a sous chef is the next best thing.

I used to work with a guy who was always saying, "Hey good lookin! We'll be back to pick you up later!" He'd laugh and laugh and I had no idea what he was talking about.

Brenda's Arizona said...

No vet bills... a gift!

Ms M said...

These are so funny! K-tel, Ronco, Ideal. I wonder if they still have Ginsu Knives (remember the "clever cleaver"?

Katie said...

Ooh I get a soused chef! Might be kinda dangerous with that sharp blade. All the other gifties look very fun too -- I'll check out the links when the champagne wears off.

Virginia said...

Oh for a minute, I thought I was getting Santa with his pants down! The camera is right up my alley and my age too I think.

Merry Merry to you and Big Al!
V

PS And Kevin, my best years were 40years ago as well. DAMN!

Desiree said...

I'm just excited to be included--hmm, now I have to come up with a virtual gift for you--will it involve a crouching Gerard Depardieu?

TheChieftess said...

Damn....I'm running out of paper towels again!!! Either I need to stop drinking tea while reading your posts or I need to get another roll....

Susan Campisi said...

How did you know I wanted a battery-operated Basset Hound named Gaylord?! I wonder if he'll be the new alpha of the pack.

I got this for you and Albert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4UKSrxIQV8

Patrizzi Intergarlictica said...

Thank you for the Mr. Microphone.

You do realize I'm a little out of my mind?

Albert said...

Deer Suzan,
Thaynku for my frizbee. It tasted reelly gud.

Ken Mac said...

Thanks Karin! I always wanted one of those!