L am 24 years old girl and single, it may interest you to know that L am a girl of PEACE and L don't want problem, how is your family, hope fine?
[The family’s ok, thanks for asking. Uncle Chester still has the farts. I don’t have to tell you, the man is a slave to his Boston Baked Beans. Oi. Gramma Iris’s varicose veins are now so big we could rope a cow with them (possible income opportunity?), and under separate cover, I’ll share what we’ve learned about Billy’s gingivitis.]
My name is Princess Kabbah daughter of the late Osman Kabbah former director-general of the government of gold and diamond office [GDDO]. Unfortunately, my father was attacked by rebels of the Revolutionary United Front (RUF) in Kono, Eastern Sierra Leone.
[Don’t you hate when that happens?]
He survived the bullet wounds and was hospitalised at the Connaught Hospital in Freetown where he later died of internal bleeding.
But before he died he revealed to my late mother and me, he had deposited $10.5m in BANK OF AFRICA(BOA).
[$10.5 m? I always liked Osman Kabbah, ask anyone. He had nice eyes.]
Being the only one left, l have decided to transfer the fund out of Burkina Faso to a trust worthy beneficiary who will assit me to invest the money and see me through my education.
[Let's talk; I've started a Charter school and know spellcheck. We can begin with the word "I." "I" is not spelled L. Oddly enough, "I" is spelled I.]
L need your help to invest this family inheritance into a profitable investment in your country.
[Four words: Grammy Iris, veins, cows.]
l have decided to part away %40 as your commission. I demand an urgent responds. Due to my present condition now in Ouagadougou Burkina Faso which is a terrible ordeal.
[Yeah, well, we’ve all got problems, Princess. Not to keep bringing up Uncle Chester, and Uncle Chester when you stand downwind of the Santa Anas.]
Please confirm your interest, l will send you my pictures!
[Sorry, even Norton Security, a most enlightened and free-spirited service, seems to have problems with those.]
May God bless you,and hope to be your friend.