Saturday, December 19, 2009

This Time It's Personal



Ok Ken Mac, I'll see your Christmas rifle and Klompen, and raise you one suggestive power tool, a threesome, and a lecherous Santa.









(Images from Found in Mom's Basement and somewhere else that I've forgotten)

36 comments:

  1. DON'T SHOW THAT...the guys in my household will want another one!!!
    These are so great...LOLxLOL. I bet it took some discipline waiting for Xmas time to post them. I want the shoes and the dress and the stockings on the last one...actually, I want the figure of the woman shown. And the Scottish formal - you've got to see Linda's of http://occasionalscotland.blogspot.com/ window display.

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  2. Got my mojud working.

    GG

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  3. Lord I love a man in some 69 cent BVD's. And might I add, if Santa tries to stick his package up my skirt this year........ I might have to get off my ladder!

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  4. Love the "must satisfy completely" guarantee with the BVDs.

    And I can't figure out what woman is going to do with Santa's package. I guess I have no imagination.

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  5. What Power Tool are you suggesting Kenny Mac give you?

    South of Bama Virg: The nite Santa will bee making his rounds is almost here! But, I'm sorry 2 say he probably won't bee able to satisfy y'all in one nite. Which means this dog may have to fill in as one of Santa's helpers. I'm glad you women are dog lovers.

    (Well, I can sea it's still gonna bee up to me to do the serious blogging in the Pasadena area in the new year)

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  6. My BVD's have always left me satisfied.

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  7. They should, Pierre, they're guaranteed.

    Susan, my imagination doesn't stretch that far either. But re: the second ad, I do think Pop soldered Mom's eyebrow to junior's head.

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  8. Oh my. I had seen Ken Mac's post and slowly backed away from it. But now my husband is stuck on your photos... He looked them all up and has become an encyclopedia of magazine ads. He commented that women are used in women's ads AND in men's ads. I think this is like porn for him! THANKS, yea right.

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  9. You know, they never should have taken the sex out of Christmas. No wonder men don't start shopping until 12/24.

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  10. CP,
    Don't worry about SC, he's got some mighty big packages!


    And if you all love KB's ads today you'll LOVE this site.
    I could read it and die laughing for days. http://www.lileks.com/

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  11. I wish my imagination didn't stretch that far.

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  12. Tash, my men are each getting a sporran like that one - but no kilt! And NO tighty whities, strictly commando.

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  13. When was "Ladder Climbing in Heels" dropped from the Miss America Pageant? Needs to be revived, I think. Ladies, if you're not repairing your roof dressed like that, you're missing a bet.

    Reminds me of a joke I heard in sixth grade about Santa coming down the chimney at Marilyn Monroe's house.

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  14. Now that's a new twist on hanging your stockings by the chimney with care...

    I'm less worried about Santa and the package than about the guy with the maniacal look holding the drill.

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  15. The guy with the soldering gun is contemplating a threesome as well, it appears.

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  16. KB, and Ken Mac, these are terrific. Maybe the ads of guns for Christmas are my favorites, but Ken Mac’s sexy pipe tobacco and KB’s suggestively reaching (groping?) Santa are fun too.

    Can it be we’ve actually progressed a little in the last half-century? What are the local gun shops and Victoria Secret doing this year in the way of holiday ads?

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  17. Wish adverts were like this nowadays. The world is now too crase.

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  18. Mr. E,
    "Can't get up the chimney with........" That the one??

    Tash,
    I'd forgotten about tighty whities, but for some insane reason I remember huggers and hangers! :)

    My wv is SLETT: with a miniature slett and 8 tiny reindeer!

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  19. Here ya go for more of the high heeled ladder climbing ads:http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html

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  20. Now I know what I'll ask Mr V for.

    Funny, the only gift I've got under the tree is a package of Calvin Kline briefs white, size 34. Don't tell the man. I want it to be a surprise.

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  21. Stop. I'm still trying to recover from Tash's link. Good lord, is that to tell us he's a real redhead? With teeth?

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  22. You guys are going wild...kind of fun, ha?

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  23. Tash,
    That red furry THANG is downright scary but I swear it's smiling. How appropriate.
    V

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  24. It's the blogged down version of Saturnalia...

    wv exubmen
    ExubMen - Unleashed!

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  25. BVD's? What about Fruit of the Loom? I think I saw momma kissing Santa Claus...Santa needs to learn how to divert his eyes better.

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  26. It's not unlikely that there are things I missed during Xmas seasons past, in Memphis, circa 45. Do you suppose the holy nuns and Franscican Priests were sheltering me from . . .? Is there a neglect lawsuit awaiting, somewhere? There's something about legs that just gets to me. Perhaps I've found the reason for my stunted emotional growth. Do I sue the entire Catholic Church, or just Sister Mary whatsername?

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  27. Oh I just hate when my skirt gets stuck on the Christmas tree and falls right off!

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  28. I just Liked the posters very much especially the First one.It is because we have got one of same kind but may not be of same brand !! Great.

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  29. I think the model in the last one also made an appearance in my pack of Heinz Villiger playing cards...

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  30. Good to see someone's in the Christmas spirit.

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  31. Merry Christmas. :) Interesting posts.

    Best wishes.

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  32. I've come to prefer Jockey brand (the sleek styling?) though they run about $6 usd each on xmas sale:
    Too cold to go commmando, here, so I guess it's back to the worn briefs, some as old as this clip art, perhaps?

    wv: "oushusn"-the sound of elastic stretched beyond all scientific probability.

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  33. Hilarious as usual. I have nothing to add to the banter but I enjoyed your post!

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  34. make it merry indeed ! well done Karin! Match point

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  35. all power tools checked at the door. Ahem....V!!

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  36. Me? I'm worried about the gal on the ladder. Would you climb a ladder in those shoes? No good can come from this. None at all.

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