I knew if I waited patiently, something would just fall in my lap. It's all about keeping your eyes open. Call me a go-getter.
When some people read in the NY Times that Mexico is offering a $2 million reward for the capture of top drug lords, some people shake the lead out. Some people lace up the New Balance, and put a few gallons in the Matrix, and start nosing around. Some people start asking the right questions at the right time to the right people.
Don't get too excited; it's not a done deal yet. But I see a new roof, professional pest control, and better food in a certain person's future.
Adios
Monday, March 23, 2009
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Had a feeling those San Marino matrons would be putting you on the payroll sooner or later.
blotto
Please tell me you're being facetious. I worry about you sometimes.
Can you score me some penicillin and a good bottle of tequila? It's okay if you steal both. I assume drug lords would have name brands.
In fact, while you're rooting around in a dead man's medicine cabinet, see if he has any Vicodin.
On 2nd thought, KB, I just want better food and a new roof. 4 starters.
So I guess what you're telling us in so many words is that you and Albert are now kick-ass licensed bounty hunters. Can the reality series be far behind?
trable
While waiting to find a connection, I'm working on a little poetry:
WiFi sucks/In a Tiajuana Starbucks.
Your messages are garbled, but if you're concerned, yes, I brought bottled water. I didn't just fall off the jalapeno pepper truck. Now, if I can just score some ice cubes...
This is too cryptic for me. Albert might enjoy being kidnapped for ransom, but it doesn't sound like fun for you.
Just read the LA Times story, and I've decided that I'm going to get Shorty. How hard could it be to take down a little guy?
When opportunity knocks, Susan answers. I'm waiting at the first Starbucks by Revoluntion Circle. Bring some extra energy bars (peanut butter and fudge), ice cubes. And kibble.
Oh, I get it. I have to read the noos paper. You guys and your elitist, educated, oh-so-in-the-know, erudite, high brow, nose-in-the-air, get me out of here I can't end this sentence.
Bounty hunting sounds attractive, but is there a dental plan?
We are talking about the banana plant, right?
Is Ranger with you? Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeee, then.
... & make sure we are back by Saturday, lunch.
OK - I'm going to play the WV game - it's UNDES
Tash almost go it, WV was close (UNDES) but spelled wrong. It should have been UNDRESS~~ya-aahal il ave a better chance/of gettin in Shorty's pants.
¡Más dinero allí también!
Senora, ¿existen los señores de la droga en este barrio.
Vamanos!! But make sure you're back in time for the blogger picanic!!
Ranger? I named my dog for him.
Maybe they should pay you in something other than US dollars?
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