Hi, I'm Kevin Bacon, of the Altadena Bacons.
I know, you thought, just for a second... Lots of people make that mistake -- it's the nose, I think. Plus, we're both hoofers and we're both Canadian.
Here's the Missus. Take a look at that Boston Butt. Squeal!
She was crackling good fun before the newborns.
You can see there's a few redheads in the pack that don't look at ALL like the old ham --
I tell her the mailman made a special delivery (Wait a minute Mr Porkman, wait and see). Snort, snort! Was he the other white meat? Snort, snort, squeal!I like to rib the missus once in awhile, makes her blood broil. But then I pickle the bottom of her feet and she grabs my loins
Well, can't stop to talk, you and I both have some rooting to do. The squeaky pig gets the grease. Remember, it's Altadena hiker, the tenderest loin of all.
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