Hi, I'm Kevin Bacon, of the Altadena Bacons.
I know, you thought, just for a second... Lots of people make that mistake -- it's the nose, I think. Plus, we're both hoofers and we're both Canadian.
Here's the Missus. Take a look at that Boston Butt. Squeal!
She was crackling good fun before the newborns.
You can see there's a few redheads in the pack that don't look at ALL like the old ham --
I tell her the mailman made a special delivery (Wait a minute Mr Porkman, wait and see). Snort, snort! Was he the other white meat? Snort, snort, squeal!I like to rib the missus once in awhile, makes her blood broil. But then I pickle the bottom of her feet and she grabs my loins
Well, can't stop to talk, you and I both have some rooting to do. The squeaky pig gets the grease. Remember, it's Altadena hiker, the tenderest loin of all.
Chop chop.
(Contest entry for our friend margaretfinnegan.blogspot.com. Check out the competition.)
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OK, you've made me laugh till I cried. I'd like to make and entry butt you took em all! You're such a clever girl.
This pig is very handsome. To make him into bacon there are only six degrees of preparation.
Pig porn and the resulting bacon bits. Good call Petrea, 7-1
Hah! Now I'm going to take a cold shower with a hot hog. Squeal!
thanks for your astute comment re my BNY pic. And for the equally astute observation that yes, Kevin Bacon looks like a pig. Same as it ever was!
And you know...I am a sucker for those cute animal shots.
I'm at a client site, waiting for a download to complete and took a trip to AltadenHiker porkhaven. I didn't expect to snort my way through humping in the trough, but 'twas a brillig trip. When she's on, she's tough. You hit this one over the fence toots! I'll give you this one and will catch up on the flip side.
Forget Kevin. Let's play "Six Degrees of Sir Francis Bacon."
And a theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpS27W_9eQ
Virg, Chris, my house for dinner. 8o'clock. I'll bring the kids.
I pity Margaret.
All of these entries have been so clever.
It's like the county fair jelly judging: Every entry sweet and spreadable.
Where am I going to get pictures of live pigs? I know! Helicopter! bbl
Have I mentioned I do some mean baby pork ribs on my smoker? I hope this didn't offend any of the porkers, I mean readers.
Pretty clever there, KB. Who can top live pigs!?
Those babies are soft and cute, like puppies.
Neither me nor my bronchitis have a response to "Pig Tails." I think we're too busy watching "Moonstruck." ("It costs money because it saves money.")
Word Verification - very boring.
Highpoint of the weekend: We were walking into Trader Joes and "Louie Louie" was playing.
This post was the result of an inter-blogging contest. We will be returning to our regularly scheduled programs. Thank you for your patience. (I didn't win the damn thing anyway.)
"You're throwing your life in the toilet"
Strunk & White book burner
How do you know you didn't win? Winner won't be announced until tomorrow. Do you have inside information?
Hehe, I was up to my eyeballs in the flu, or I would have noticed these adorable porkers sooner. You know they say The Valley is the Pork Capital of the country. Maybe I just watch too much HBO.
I really do like these piggies. It's possible I may have robbed you.
Oh, that's ok. Kevin Bacon is a little off his slop, however, and will only eat sugar cookies.
Very witty. You might want to check this out:
http://www.cuteoverload.com/2009/02/kingsford-is-on.html
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