Hmmm, what angle will make the backyard crops look ever so much better than they look in person? Farm Girl's are so neat, kempt, abundant. I know! I'll stick a couple of minimum-wage dog models in there to divert attention.
Albert, smell the kale -- NOW! Phoebe, you think you're too good for this? Get back here, SCHNELL!
Oh, and what is that crop, romping with abandon in the foreground? Beets. Shit, who eats beets? But, I have a sack of dandelion weeds pulled up from a neighbor's yard. I'm going to plant them, oh yes I am. I pay $2 a bun for those at Ralph's. And if I can't grow weeds, well (we won't pursue that thought).