Did you notice a change in me? You thought it was the way I did my hair, didn't you. But that's not it. Yesterday, I officially became a Huntington Gardens Debutante. You know this Huntington:
I, however, can now travel where mere mortals can't. Or I can just stop and smell the flowers, but I can do it hours earlier than you. Now everyone wants to be my friend. CO calls me the most popular girl in school; Laurie calls me cool (well, actually she called PA cool, but I think she meant me as well). And I didn't even have to put out or share my stash.
What's that you say -- Am I getting paid for this gig? Uh, excuse me, I think I hear my mother calling.