Sunday, August 24, 2008

Champagne theory

The thing about a good bottle of
champagne, or really anything good that can be stored for use at a later time -- there's risk involved. If you save it for a special occasion, the longer you save it, the greater the occasion must be. And then it will start to mock you -- what, your life has no good moments and that's why I am still on the shelf? So then, instead of adding to your happiness, it makes you insecure and sad. So the thing about a good bottle of champagne is, within a week of receipt, pop that cork, or christian a ship, or give it away.


  1. Ok, K, I'm willing to accept donations of any good bottles of champagne you have just gathering dust.

  2. Sorry, I'm on my way to Long Beach Harbor.

  3. You're right. Drunk blogging IS so much better than drunk dialing or drive blogging.